The inevitable resolutions post. Gag. How about this? Next year I hope to actually MAKE it till midnight. I have never been a fan of New Years Eve. Even B.M. (Before Maximo) I would opt to bartend instead of go out and forge my way through sloppy amateur drinkers. I’ve never made “resolutions” so I’ve never failed at not attaining them. Holidays annoy me because they are a forced reason… Keep Reading
After stabbings, stampedes and sales all weekend, I decided – well, maybe it’s time to do my holiday gift guide – which you can SAFELY purchase online for each. And it IS Cyber Monday – oh the irony! And actually – I have a lot of them to GIVEAWAY so you can enter to WIN them instead of even going out and buy them! Read to find out more! KIDS… Keep Reading
Spreading the exciting news that today Mommy Nearest is launching a summer-long contest called the Mommy Nearest Summer Challenge. Now you can chill by the pool, learn about new kid-friendly places in your neighborhood and win money and prizes online! Win Money and Prizes Online! The top individual prize is $1,000 cash (umm, yeah!). Some of the other prizes include iPad minis, free kids classes at Gymboree and Wee Ones… Keep Reading
No this does NOT include how to: 1. Find and live in a Friends-size apartment in the most popular area of Manhattan. 2. Sneak into Acme without a reservation on a Friday night like in Goodfellas. 3. Strut down Fifth Avenue like Carrie Bradshaw in a tiny dress and Manolos while hailing a cab – on a writer’s salary. If you honestly still believe those items exist, you must still… Keep Reading
